You Suck

You Suck : A Love Story

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Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.
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Product details

  • Paperback | 352 pages
  • 135 x 206 x 22mm | 259g
  • HarperCollins Publishers
  • New York, NY, United States
  • English
  • Reprint
  • 0060590300
  • 9780060590307
  • 349,154

Review Text

"A vampire comedy that's witty, bright and funny." People
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"A laugh-a-page novel that's raunchy and irreverent."--USA Today
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About Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore is the author of fourteen previous novels, including Lamb, The Stupidest Angel, Fool, Sacré Bleu, A Dirty Job, and The Serpent of Venice.
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47,597 ratings
3.83 out of 5 stars
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4 40% (19,135)
3 27% (12,622)
2 6% (2,709)
1 2% (839)

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I love this book. I don\'t usually laugh out loud while reading, but this story had me in stitches. It was my introduction to Christopher Moore, and now I can\'t get enough of his books. Bloodsucking Fiends is the follow up to You Suck, and (soon to be released) Bite Me comes after more
by Kate
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