Wit And Wisdom Of Reality TV
THE WIT AND WISDOM OF REALITY TV will include the famous and, more importantly, the infamous quotes from six years of reality TV shows. Who can forget such characters as Jade and Helen from BIG BROTHER or Paul Dannan from CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND? Marvel again at the shear cringe-worthy bitchiness and dumb and dumberer quotes from Britain's best: General Knowledge...'Who composed Beethoven's 5th symphony?' 'Ummm ...Errrrr ...' Lady Isabella Hervey, CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND On Politics...'I don't eat hummus anymore since they named a terrorist organisation after it.' Vanilla Ice, THE FARM On Geography...'Have they got seasides in Birmingham?' JADE, BB3 The book not only provides lots of laugh-out-loud funnies, but includes a countdown of reality TV's top 25 insults and boy, are they good. This book belongs in every loo in the land ...a bit like some of the contestants.
- Hardback | 144 pages
- 115 x 161 x 16mm | 173g
- 10 Nov 2005
- Orion Publishing Co
- Orion (an Imprint of The Orion Publishing Group Ltd )
- London, United Kingdom
- 20 Line Drawing(s)
"Check out the hilarious quotes and embarrassing moments in this tongue-in-cheek look at the wannabe phenomenon." B MAGAZINE, January 2006 "There are some gems in this book" BELFAST TELEGRAPH, 26 Nov "Full of hilarious malapropisms and scathing insults" SUNDAY EXPRESS S Magazine, 18 Dec "Features the best of the worst quotes from a clutch of reality TV participants" IRISH NEWS, 10 Dec
A. Housemate (ed) is a legend in his own lunchtime. Having been able to read, write and add up things since the early age of 21 years he has been ineligible for all reality game show entrance. He hopes his IQ will drop soon so he can apply for the next series of I'm a Celebrity Get Me into Big Brother's Celebrity Love Island Hell's Kitchen Fat Club.