White Trash Etiquette

White Trash Etiquette : The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

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Description

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
 
• The proper way to fake a back injury
• How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
• The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
• How to improve your drunk-driving skills
• Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
 
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
 
• I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
• Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
• How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
• How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
 
And much more.
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Product details

  • Paperback | 208 pages
  • 129.54 x 200.66 x 17.78mm | 249.47g
  • Broadway Books (A Division of Bantam Doubleday Del
  • New York, United States
  • English
  • 0767922077
  • 9780767922074
  • 2,281,379

About Verne Edstrom

After graduating in just eleven years from the White Trash Studies program at University of Wisconsin–Green Bay, Dr. VERNE EDSTROM, ESQ., set out to write a book Emily Post would be proud of—if she knew how to hang drywall and steer a bass boat with her feet. PETE KOTZ, a.k.a.Verne, lives in Cleveland, where he edits Scene, one of the Midwest’s best alternative weeklies.
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Rating details

23 ratings
2.6 out of 5 stars
5 4% (1)
4 13% (3)
3 30% (7)
2 43% (10)
1 9% (2)
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