When Elves Attack

When Elves Attack

3.8 (2,021 ratings by Goodreads)
By (author)  , Read by 

List price: US$64.95

Currently unavailable

We can notify you when this item is back in stock

Add to wishlist

AbeBooks may have this title (opens in new window).

Try AbeBooks


Palm trees with twinkle lights. Santa s big belly protruding over a neon Speedo. Yes, it s ho ho ho time when pine replaces palmetto and winter birds nest in the balmy paradise of the Sunshine state. Like Santa, Serge Storms knows who s been naughty and who s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, the bighearted psychopath is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, there s the office Christmas party, where he ll be spreading his special cheer. And there s that last minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves they bite.) While you re there, skip the lame photo on Santa s lap Serge will give you a lap ride you ll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there s nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes of South Beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly! "
show more

Product details

  • CD-Audio
  • 165.1 x 184.15 x 38.1mm | 340.19g
  • English
  • Unabridged
  • Unabridged
  • 0792781678
  • 9780792781677

Rating details

2,021 ratings
3.8 out of 5 stars
5 29% (589)
4 34% (697)
3 27% (536)
2 7% (143)
1 3% (56)
Book ratings by Goodreads
Goodreads is the world's largest site for readers with over 50 million reviews. We're featuring millions of their reader ratings on our book pages to help you find your new favourite book. Close X