When Elves Attack

When Elves Attack : A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State

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I'm dreaming of a Serge Christmas . . .Palm trees with twinkle lights . . . Santa's big belly protruding over a neon Speedo . . . It's ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, it's all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there's that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves--they bite). While you're there, skip the lame photo on Santa's lap--Serge will give you a lap ride you'll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there's nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!
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Product details

  • Hardback | 192 pages
  • 144.78 x 210.82 x 22.86mm | 317.51g
  • New York, NY, United States
  • English
  • 0062092847
  • 9780062092847
  • 760,287

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"Mayhem-filled"--Kirkus Reviews
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1,967 ratings
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2 7% (140)
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