Werner's Readings and Recitations Volume 20

Werner's Readings and Recitations Volume 20

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This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can usually download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1899 edition. Excerpt: ...grin, calculated to let the other passengers know that he appreciated the joke, and wouldn't have had it otherwise. "Thinks she's plaguing me, I suppose," he confided to the audience generally. "Thinks I'll have to walk across the room and speak to her, and that will be one on me; but she'll find out--Lord of heavens, what a mouth! And they say that baby looks like me. If he does, my wife has good grounds for a divorce. Shut up, here! Hush up, can't you? Here comes all the passengers from that other train--" "Yah-yah-yah--ma-ma-ma-ma--" "A late affliction, sir?" asked a melancholy man, with a weed around his hat, who had just entered the depot. "Six months," responded the unhappy parent. Then a maiden lady with a bandbox stopped in front of the j air, and resurrected a dirty motto lozenge from the depths of her pocket. "The poor, pretty little dear!" she cooed. "Don't he want a candy, the motherless little babe?" ' Ya-ya-ya-yah!' yelled the infant, striking at her with his tiny fists. The perspiration began to gather in great drops upon the fat man's forehead, and every man in the place pitied him, and every woman was filled with exultation. He cast a desperate, agonized, appealing glance at his wife, but she was just laughing at one of her tall companion's jokes, and had apparently forgotten that such a thing as a baby ever existed. "Don't he want to come and sit with me awhile? " cooed the maiden lady, undismayed. "I presume he misses hia mother's care, though too young to understand the loss. If there's anything my heart goes out to it is to a pool widower--" "Great Scott! " exclaimed the fat man. Then a sudden determination illumined...
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  • Paperback | 58 pages
  • 189 x 246 x 3mm | 122g
  • Rarebooksclub.com
  • United States
  • English
  • black & white illustrations
  • 1236836006
  • 9781236836007