This Will Not Look Good on My Resume

This Will Not Look Good on My Resume

3.29 (52 ratings by Goodreads)
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Description

Everyone gets fired at least once. (And if not, well, you're just not trying very hard.) And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.) This Will Not Look Good on My Resume is a collection of loosely related stories and employments that did not end well.




A quirky bit of fun that slaps you upside the head.




FINALIST FOR THE RUBERY BOOK AWARD 2021




"Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!" Moriah Jovan, The Proviso
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Product details

  • Paperback | 234 pages
  • 140 x 216 x 13mm | 299g
  • English
  • 2nd ed.
  • black & white illustrations
  • 1926891481
  • 9781926891484
  • 3,530,145

Review quote

"Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!" Moriah Jovan, The Proviso




"Darkly humorous." Jennifer Colt, The Hellraiser of the Hollywood Hills




"HYSTERICAL! ... There are really no words to describe how funny this book is. ... Really excellent book." - Alison, Goodreads




"This book is like a roller coaster ride on a stream of consciousness. ... Altogether, a funny, quirky read ..." Grace Krispy, Motherlode; Book Reviews and Original Photography




"Brett has trouble holding down a job. Mainly because she's an outspoken misanthrope who is prone to turn a dead-end job into a social engineering experiment. Sometimes with comically disastrous results, sometimes with comically successful results. (Like pairing up a compulsive shopper with a kleptomaniac for an outing at the mall.) I don't agree with everything she says, but I will defend her right to say it - because she's hilarious!

My favorite part was when she taught a high school girls' sex ed class that 70% of boys will lie to get sex, 80% won't use a condom, yet 90% are pro-life. She was reprimanded, of course. I think she should have gotten a medal.

You will likely be offended at one point or another, but if you are secure enough to laugh at your own sacred cows instead of just everyone else's, this is a must read." weikelm, Librarything




"Wonderful read, funny, sarcastic. Loved it!" Charlie, Smashwords




"I just loved this book. It was a quick read, and left me in stitches. ..." Robin McCoy-Ramirez



"First, let me just say I was glad I was not drinking anything while reading this. I refrained from that. My husband said he never heard me laugh so much from reading a book. At one point, I was literally in tears. Jass Richards is brilliant with the snappy comebacks and the unending fountain of information she can spout forth. ... The quick wit, the sharp tongue, the acid words and sarcasm that literally oozes from her pores... beautiful." M. Snow, My Chaotic Ramblings
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Rating details

52 ratings
3.29 out of 5 stars
5 19% (10)
4 29% (15)
3 31% (16)
2 4% (2)
1 17% (9)
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