This Book Is Full of Spiders

This Book Is Full of Spiders : Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

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From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, omes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. "Like an episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." Washington Post "Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you." SF Signal "show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 450 pages
  • 138 x 208 x 32mm | 379.99g
  • New York, United States
  • English
  • Reprint
  • 1250036658
  • 9781250036650
  • 616,131

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Praise for "This Book is Full of Spiders" "[A] phantasmagoria of horror, humor--and even insight into the nature of paranoia, perception, and identity." -"Publishers Weekly, " starred review "Violence, soy sauce and zombie survivalists abound in this clever and funny sequel to "John Dies at the End" (2009). One of the great things about discovering new writers, especially in the narrow range of hybrid-genre comedic novels, is realizing that they're having just as much fun making this stuff up as you are reading it. Sitting squarely with the likes of S.G. Browne and Christopher Moore, the pseudonymous Wong (Cracked editor Jason Pargin) must be pissing himself laughing at his own writing, even as he's giving fans an even funnier, tighter and justifiably insane entry in the series.... The humor here is unforced and good-naturedly gory. Anyone who enjoyed the recent films "The Cabin in the Woods" or "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" will find themselves right at home. An upcoming (cult?) film adaptation of "John Dies at the End" promises to lure new readers. A joyful return to the paroxysms of laughter lurking in the American Midwest." -"Kirkus" Praise for "John Dies at the End ""The rare genre novel that manages to keep its sense of humor strong without ever diminishing the scares; David is a consistently hilarious narrator whose one-liners and running commentary are sincere in a way that makes the horrors he confronts even more unsettling." --"The Onion AV Club " ""John Dies at the End" is like an H.P. Lovecraft tale if Lovecraft were into poop and fart jokes." -"Fangoria ""Sure to please the "Fangoria" set while appealing to a wider audience, the book's smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next." -"Publishers Weekly .".".strikes enough of a balance between hilarity, horror, and surrealism here to keep anyone glued to the story." -"Booklist "show more

About David Wong

DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, Senior Editor and columnist for humor megasite He is the author of John Dies at the End and This Book Is Full of more

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