Texts from Dog

Texts from Dog

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My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It's weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego BatDog were born. Texts from Dog features Dog's attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat--he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 100 pages
  • 157.48 x 215.9 x 10.16mm | 249.47g
  • Mariner Books
  • Boston, United Kingdom
  • English
  • Illustrations, unspecified
  • 0544077741
  • 9780544077744
  • 46,929

Review quote

"Texts From Dog is the best tumblr about text messages from a dog ever. And I mean it.' --Dave Stopera (Buzzfeed.com)show more

Flap copy

[IN DOG TEXT BUBBLE] My name is Dog. I am the HERO of this book.Have you ever wondered what Dogs think about?Of COURSE you have. Dogs are AWESOME.Well, now you can STOP WONDERING.I have a phone. I learned to text.PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. [INSERT IMAGE OF BACK OF DOG TEXTING] [INSERT WAR AND PEACE TEXT]show more

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