Text Me, Cupid

Text Me, Cupid : All Four Scandalous Episodes

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Holiday stress has never been this hot.

Meet Florence: I've done this before, looking for a partner or soul mate or someone-to-grow-to-love, and you know what? I'm done with that. Honestly. I'm just looking for some casual sex. All I'm interested in is a one-night stand, or several--not all of them with you. Just making it clear that I'm interested in playing with multiple partners. I don't want to get attached and I don't want you to get attached.

Meet Will: I'm reeling from a recent divorce and incapable of having a meaningful relationship, possibly even a meaningful conversation. The only upside to my situation is that after fifteen years of monogamy I get to chase all the strange I want.

He's freshly divorced and in denial. She's twice-burnt and prickly. They're a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Still--they're not going to fall in love. They are not.

Not even if this one night stand has 365 days.

This complete Text Me, Cupid edition contains all four scandalous episodes, previously published (and still available) individually as the e-novellas Messy Christmas, Delayed Valentine, Bittersweet Halloween, and Saving Christmas. It also contains the bonus stories "Will and Florence, 25 years later" and "Awkward Cupid."
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Product details

  • Paperback | 392 pages
  • 127 x 203 x 22mm | 422g
  • English
  • 1989297005
  • 9781989297001

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"I couldn't stop reading this! The waiting, the need, the want, the desire... the story is a rollercoaster and I love it. Will and Florence are so vivid on the page, I was in agony with them from the start." ALYSSA LINN PALMER, author of Midnight at the Orpheus and Le Chat Rouge series (on Text Me, Cupid)

"M. Jane Colette knows how to write characters. The motivations, the actions following the motives, and the reactions to the actions of the whole cast of characters (1) were so distinct from one another and (2) made perfect sense based on the development I as a reader saw for each character. This isn't a 2-dimensional character erotic novel. These people feel real, you will feel like you could step right into their world. You can't help but root for them." CAUGHT BETWEEN THE PAGES, GoodReads (on Consequences)

"I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a sexy, intelligent, complicated, and fascinating read about relationships that are as complex and difficult and wonderful and confusing as most relationships usually are." GREY MATTER (on Consequences)

"No one does angst, family drama, hilarity, joy and eroticism better than M. Jane Colette!" DIANA SOBOLEWSKI, author of The Desire & Luxury Wine Series, (on Messy Christmas)

"Tell Me by M. Jane Colette is one of those rare gems of erotic writing that offers insight and honesty into the heart and soul of a wife, mother, lover on the verge of her own world coming slowly apart. ...A terrific and surprising read." AGARCIA8525 BOOK BLOG, GoodReads (on Tell Me)

"This book is a cure for divorce, depression, loneliness, boredom, you name it. Laugh-out-loud funny from the first page!" HOLLY OWEN, Alberta Romance Writers' Association (on Cherry Pie Cure)

"These characters... are not paper dolls--one always has the feeling, when reading, of having stumbled on a secret, of being let in to spy on something real and fraught and difficult that will go on whether or not one's watching. But you can't, in the end, help but watch anyway." ALYSIA CONSTANTINE, author of Sweet and Olympia Knife (on Consequences)

"Warning: You may breakout in spontaneous laughter, develop cravings for baked goods and become a life-long devotee of the author!" CARRIE AUSTIN REVIEWS (on Cherry Pie Cure)

More Reviews at mjanecolette.com/reviews
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