Satan Burger

Satan Burger

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God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and
wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your
souls and feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm - an
interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He
loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more
interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed,
and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and
there's nothing you can do about it ...

Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a
man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an
overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy
sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with
the devil to find their place in a world that doesn't want them anymore.
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Product details

  • Paperback | 236 pages
  • 140 x 216 x 13mm | 305g
  • Portland, OR, United States
  • English
  • black & white illustrations
  • 0971357234
  • 9780971357235
  • 157,848

About Carlton Mellick

Carlton Mellick III is one of the leading authors in the new
BIZARRO genre uprising. In only a few short years, his surreal
counterculture novels have drawn an international cult following despite
the fact that they have been shunned by most libraries and corporate
bookstores. Though frequently compared to David Lynch, Kurt Vonnegut, and
even Lloyd Kaufman, Carlton Mellick III is unlike anyone you've experienced
before. He sings for the band "Popes That Are Porn Stars" in Portland, OR.
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Review Text

"This generation's Vonnegut!" --Vincent W. Sakowski

"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!" - CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of The Stupidest Angel

"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale." --Cory Doctorow

"Mellick's imagination is boundless, and his writing truly shows this. His characters, plot, and writing style are original, enjoyable, and inspiring." --Lionel Bigsby

"Mellick has definitely joined the ranks of the bizarre literary geniuses such as Burroughs, Philip K. Dick, and Vonnegut." --Charles Glover

"Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America." - GOTHIC MAGAZINE

"Carlton Melick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers. In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist." - THE GUARDIAN
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1,530 ratings
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4 32% (483)
3 23% (356)
2 10% (159)
1 9% (131)
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