The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
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The Onion Book of Known Knowledge : A Definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information in 27 Excruciating Volumes

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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
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Product details

  • Hardback | 256 pages
  • 220.98 x 276.86 x 20.32mm | 1,170.26g
  • Little, Brown & Company
  • New York, United States
  • English
  • Integrated 4-colour illustrations
  • 0316133264
  • 9780316133265
  • 56,190

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"Consistently funny (and crude, irreverent, tasteless and brilliant)."-- Publishers Weekly "Extremely funny."-- Miami Herald "Long on laughs."-- The Economist "Extremely funny." "Miami Herald"" "Long on laughs." "The Economist"" "More of what The Onion does best: Make readers collapse in fits of giggles." "Scott Coffman, Louisville Courier-Journal"" "More of what The Onion does best: Make readers collapse in fits of giggles."--Scott Coffman, Louisville Courier-Journal "Long on laughs."--The Economist "Extremely funny."--Miami Herald "Everything you've ever wanted to know about anything."--Huffington Post "Leave it to the geniuses at The Onion, who have revolutionized the science of sarcasmic infoengineering in the weekly print newspaper format, to do the same for the venerable encyclopedia. Miraculously, in only 250 or so pages, they have managed to cram more meaningful information about our universe into one book than Google or Bing or even Alta Vista have been able to do with several times that number of "web pages.""--Popmatters.com "Forget Wikipedia, burn all your books, and snap that Encarta CD Rom in half, because The Onion has just released its BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE."--- MSN's The Bubble "One of the best works that "The Onion" has ever produced...[it] dryly parodies an encyclopedia in the most comprehensive manner imaginable."--- Huffington Post Comedy "A tome so replete with knowledge [that it allows readers] to win friends and influence people."--- Entertainment Weekly "An encyclopedic fun house of information and illustrations teeming with hundreds of entries covering everything from the letter A to Zibby the cartoon squirrel."--Elle
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About The Onion

In a history spanning 24 years, 7 popular books, and 19 Webby Awards, The Onion has attracted legions of loyal fans drawn to its fearless reporting and scathing commentary on world events, human behavior, and journalistic convention.
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916 ratings
3.97 out of 5 stars
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4 34% (309)
3 20% (181)
2 6% (56)
1 3% (24)
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