The Office : Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2007 Day-To-Day Calendar
The Office: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2007 Calendar is filled with classic quotes ("Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee."), hilarious jokes ("How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just ask the marketing staff to explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature."), and what jobs celebrities held before they became famous (Before he became suave secret agent 007, Sean Connery earned his living as a bricklayer, lifeguard, and coffin polisher.), plus much more office-related material. Former job of Jerry Seinfeld: Lightbulb salesperson. Early in his standup comedy career, Jerry Seinfeld performed for free. To pay the bills, he sold lightbulbs over the phone.
- Calendar | 640 pages
- 134.6 x 137.2 x 43.2mm | 317.52g
- 01 Jul 2006
- Andrews McMeel Publishing
- United States
- 2007 ed.