The New Mrs D

The New Mrs D

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After Shirley Valentine, after The First Wives Club and hot on the naked heels of Calendar Girls...there was The New Mrs D!Four days into their honeymoon in Greece, Bernice and David Dando have yet to consummate their marriage and after having accepted his almost non-existent desire for sex throughout the relationship, Bernice finally discovers the reason; he is addicted to porn. Learning that the love of her life chooses the cheap thrill of fantasy over her is devastating but then, 'every man does it; it's just looking, right?' If she leaves the relationship because of virtual adultery, will she be labelled as pathological, overreacting, or even worse, frigid?When funny, feisty, forty-something Bernice plans the adventure trip of a lifetime, she doesn't expect to be spending it alone. But as it turns out, unintentionally contributing to a Greek fish explosion, nude karaoke and hilarious misadventures with volcanoes are exactly what she needs to stop fretting about errant husbands and really start living. But when Mr D tries to win her back, Bernice has a decision to make: is this a holiday from her humdrum life, or the start of a whole new adventure?
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Product details

  • Paperback | 288 pages
  • 129 x 198 x 10mm | 306g
  • Edinburgh, United Kingdom
  • English
  • 1905916981
  • 9781905916986
  • 1,636,314

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Wine-spittingly, chocolate-chokingly brilliant! Hill is the Tom Sharpe of her era!
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Author information

Heather Hill - comedy writer and mum of five (not the band) lives in Scotland and is one of a rare kind; the rare kind being one of the 0.5% of females that is ever-so-slightly colour blind. She is known to have been prevented from leaving the house with blue eyebrows on at least one occasion.Heather has written comedy for live shows as well as several sitcom pilots. The New Mrs D was a No1 bestselling ebook overall on Amazon Australia in 2014, remains a bestselling ebook in the Amazon UK and US charts and to date has been downloaded over 31,000 times.
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881 ratings
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2 8% (73)
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