Magic Fishing Panties

Magic Fishing Panties

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When you take off your bra, is it as if an airbag has deployed? Have you taken to blaming the little people for stealing all the things you can't find, like the damn Chico's gift card you are 100% sure you left on the dresser? Have you more than once started a sentence with the phrase "Back when I was in school..."? If you answered yes to any of these questions, welcome to the middle-aged cheap seats. Magic Fishing Panties is the follow-up to Dalferes' debut book I Was in Love With a Short Man Once. This collection of humorous tales offers new perspective from the self-proclaimed crazy Southern Irish gal and recent inductee into "Club 50." Rather than wallow in the self-pity often induced by sagging jaw lines, empty nests, and menopause, the author offers colorful depictions of life in the middle. You will find yourself contemplating How would you react to being in public during an earthquake? Oh, and you're naked. The wedding starts in five minutes and your best friend needs to pump her breast milk, but all the bathrooms are occupied. Where should she go to quickly resolve her situation? You are depressed and alone on your 39th birthday. What do you do? Hint: tattoo anyone? You'll come to know Kimba as a true gal pal, someone who will gladly lend you her size 11 black boots, favorite red coat, and anything else you might need to rule the world-with the exception of her magic fishing panties. Because letting you borrow those would be a little weird, don't ya think?show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 212 pages
  • 140 x 216 x 12mm | 272g
  • Booktrope Editions
  • United States
  • English
  • black & white illustrations
  • 1513702033
  • 9781513702032

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