Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes 2004 Calendar

Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes 2004 Calendar

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It's easy to make fun of lawyers--who hasn't heard the one about the guy in the bar who yells, "All lawyers are jerks!" to which another man says, "Hey, wait. That offends me." "What, are you a lawyer?" "No," the man replies, "I'm a jerk." But who else gets you out of those pesky speeding tickets, wrangles for you in a messy divorce (or two), keeps your belongings from going to the trashy third cousins on your spouse's side, and manages to conceal the underage drinking escapades of your twin teenage daughters in sealed juvenile records? Lawyers, that's who. The "Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2004 Calendar offers attorneys a well-deserved laugh each day with humorous quotes from famous comedians, fellow barristers, and television shows and movies, along with jokes, loony laws, laughable lawsuits, and excerpts from hysterical-but-true courtroom transcripts. This calendar is perfect for those who know and love lawyers, anyone in the legal system, and, of course, for any of the 1 million practicing attorneys in the United States, including the one who got you out of those annoying parking tickets that mysteriously piled up.show more

Product details

  • Calendar
  • 136.7 x 142.7 x 45mm | 335.66g
  • Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Kansas City, United States
  • English
  • 0740736787
  • 9780740736780