It's Egg and Cress, Do You Want It? : A Warning to the Cheerful from a Failed, Rudderless Adult
Fweng Ebola, 28, is a thin, self-made millionaire who sells whatever. He lives in a vast house in London with his really hot wife and their seven adorable children. His life is brilliant, he goes to bed whenever he wants, and he never has to do any more homework. At least that's how he thought his future would pan out when he was a kid. Instead he's a useless fatarse who's hit forty, with a miserable job and no-one to cuddle during those cold, lonely nights. This is the autowhyography of a complete nobody that looks back at an existence spent bouncing around a series of dead-end jobs and having as many holidays as possible whilst eating beige comfort food and consuming the odd drug so that he might bring some shallow, endorphin-based respite from the crushing realisation that he's accomplished absolutely bugger-all with his miserable f**king life. It's Egg and Cress... is a cautionary tale to anyone who thinks that leaving things to chance and waiting for something to happen is a good idea.
- 127 x 203.2 x 17.02mm | 390.09g
- 09 May 2015
- Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
- United States
- black & white illustrations