An Insult a Day Calendar 2005

An Insult a Day Calendar 2005

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Truth be told, most of us are not fast enough on the draw to respond to an insult or argument with a snappy and sharp retort. It always seems to be the next morning that we think of the perfect comeback to that comment from the rude barista or coworker. The Insult-a-Day 2005 Calendar is the answer to those day-late and dollar-short moments. The calendar is based on The 776 Nastiest Things Ever Said, a part of the best-selling Stupidest book series that has sold more than 2 million copies. The calendar's daily pages are filled with the comments and barbs of the quick-witted and the tart-tongued, such as American Idol judge Simon Cowell telling a contestant, "Don't take this the wrong way, but I prefer you when I close my eyes," or Muhammad Ali asserting that "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." A year's worth of barbs will have readers chuckling every single day, right along with those who managed to have the last word.show more

Product details

  • Calendar
  • 138 x 138 x 46mm | 381.02g
  • Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Kansas City, United States
  • English
  • 0740743163
  • 9780740743160