How to Sharpen Pencils

How to Sharpen Pencils : A Practical and Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening

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A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening ..".I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!" --AMY SEDARIS "You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that makes all the difference." --JOHN HODGMAN "Truly, my life before I was presented with correctly sharpened pencils by an artisan was a dull and ill-sharpened void. Learn from my mistakes." --NEIL GAIMAN Have you got the right kind of point on your pencil? Do you know how to achieve the perfect point for the kind of work you need out of that pencil? Deep in New York's Hudson River Valley, craftsman David Rees--the world's number one #2 pencil sharpener--still practices the age-old art of manual pencil sharpening. In 2010, he began offering his artisanal service to the world, to the jubilation of artists, writers, draftsmen, and standardized test takers. Now, Rees presents a book that is both a manifesto and a fully-illustrated walk-through of the many, many, many ways to sharpen a pencil. Including chapters on equipment, current practice, and modern technologies, it also points at new trends in sharpening, including "Celebrity Impression Pencil Sharpening (CIPS)," a warning about the "Psychological Risks Associated with Pencil Sharpening," and a survey of "Wines that tastes like pencils." As Rees implores: "Sharpening pencils should be an activity that enriches the senses." And if you think it's a joke, why don't you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don't--because it'll really more

Product details

  • Hardback | 224 pages
  • 130 x 178 x 20mm | 258.55g
  • Melville House Publishing
  • Brooklyn, United States
  • English
  • 1
  • 1612190405
  • 9781612190402
  • 126,169

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Praise for "How to Sharpen Pencils " "The book is powerfully funny ... a stylistic high-wire act, and Rees never teeters." " --The New Yorker" "Dear Reader is plunged into delicious confusion ... gloriously irreverent." --"The New York Times Book Review" "This is the best treatise on pencil sharpening (in a sea of none) and diabolically funny. I've already alerted the Pulitzer committee." "--Library Journal ""This book is really a must-read for anyone interested in pencils. And there are well-placed lines likely to render you, as I was, doubled over in laughter. But what I enjoyed most about Mr. Rees' book was reading something written with such sincerity by a person who obviously does what he does with care." "--Pencil Revolution " "There is a long chapter on how to sneak into someone's house and smash their electric pencil sharpener with a mallet." --"Businessweek" "The hand-sharpened pencils sent to me by artisanal pencil sharpener David Rees are without a doubt the MOST EFFICIENT writing instruments in my collection. I use them both for business and for pleasure, as their SLEEK and ELEGANT design coupled with their AMAZING SHARPNESS help make me an object of envy at work and about town. My favorite use for a David Rees hand-sharpened pencil? Sending threatening letters to strangers whose names I pick out of a phone book." --MATT TAIBBI, investigative journalist "Of all the great artisanal crafts, hat blocking, cobbling, and trolloping, I think I was most disheartened to see pencil sharpening relegated to the dusty bin of history. That is why I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!" --AMY SEDARIS, crafts expert "Looking back, I cannot believe that I spent so many years of my life mechanically sharpening my own pencils with pencil sharpeners. Truly, my life before I was presented with correctly sshow more

About David Rees

David Rees first came to fame as the author of "Get Your War On," a Bush-era comic strip composed from clip-art that he emailed to friends. It was eventually serialized by "Rolling Stone" magazine, collected into three successful books, and turned into an off-Broadway play. He is also the author of the workplace satire "My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable." He lives in Beacon, New York. John Hodgman (introduction) is the author of the bestsellers" The Areas of My Expertise," and "More Information Than You Require." He's also known for his appearances in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertising campaign, and for his correspondent work on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart."show more