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A new comic fantasy adventure spanning three worlds, two cafeterias and a Ford Cortina. Guaranteed not the first part of a trilogy! Cheaper than skiing, more fun than bog snorkelling and safer than cheese-rolling (see YouTube for details). What the critics said about Half-Elf "Short. To the point." - E. Hemingway "Needs more pointy hats." - T. Pratchett "Should be banned." - S. Rushdie "Page 42 was good." - D. Adams "If Hemingway liked it, it must be crap!" W. Faulkner "Smells of onions." - A. Burgess "Vartlydragon yeah harpe harpe downkrillmop and then some." - J. Joyce "Have you finished it yet?" - The Author's wife"show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 330 pages
  • 152.4 x 228.6 x 18.8mm | 562.45g
  • Createspace
  • United States
  • English
  • black & white illustrations
  • 1507701462
  • 9781507701461

About David Phillips

David Phillips is an Englishman abroad - Mexico to be precise. He has worked in education for many years, and still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up. This is his first novel.show more