Gene Simmons Is A Powerful And Attractive Man

Gene Simmons Is A Powerful And Attractive Man : And Other Irrefutable Facts

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The earth revolves around the sun. The sun revolves around Gene Simmons, and Gene Simmons revolves around nothing.
In this authorized parody of one of rock and roll s biggest icons, fans will find incredible facts about the legend that is Gene Simmons, peppered with words of wisdom straight from the Demon s tongue, hilarious reactions to Gene from kids, reimagined movie posters featuring Gene Simmons in the title role, and much, much more.
"Facts" include:
. The Gene Simmons chess set has 1 king and 31 pawns.
. When Gene Simmons breaks a sweat, everyone scrambles to put it back together.
. Gene Simmons can get to the center of a Tootsie Pop in one lick.
. When Gene Simmons walks into a strip club the girls pay him.
. Gene Simmons doesn't need an umbrella because rain knows better.
- Stan Lee was going to make Gene Simmons a Superhero, but decided to stick to fiction."
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Product details

  • Paperback | 192 pages
  • 147.32 x 210.82 x 15.24mm | 272.15g
  • Penguin Putnam Inc
  • PLUME
  • New York, United States
  • English
  • 75 Illustrations, unspecified
  • 0142181625
  • 9780142181621
  • 1,739,106

About Christina Vitagliano

Christina Vitagliano lives in Las Vegas. She has not slept with Gene Simmons.
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