Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

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The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour. 'I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.' - Samuel Johnson. 'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches ...all the Geldof daughters.' - Sean Lock. 'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.' - Richard Nixon. 'I've had more women than most people have noses.' - Steve Martin. 'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.' - Oscar Wilde. 'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.' - Homer Simpson. 'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx. 'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen.show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 576 pages
  • 152 x 200 x 42mm | 639.56g
  • Ebury Publishing
  • Ebury Press
  • London, United Kingdom
  • English
  • 0091924510
  • 9780091924515
  • 131,154

About Rosemarie Jarski

Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.show more

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Over 6,000 hilarious new quotes from the bestselling author of Great British Wit and The Funniest Thing You Never Said. 'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best' - Oscar Wilde 'Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to' - Mark Twain 'I've had more women than most people have had noses' - Steve Martin 'If I see something sagging, dragging or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked or plucked' - Dolly Parton 'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids' - Homer Simpson 'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches...all the Geldof daughters' - Sean Lock 'I took my wife to a wife-swapping party. I had to throw in some cash' - Henry Youngman 'I was the pink sheep of the family' - Alexander McQueen 'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people' - Richard Nixon 'All I know is I'm not a Marxist' - Karl Marx 'I'm willing to love all mankind, except an American' - Samuel Johnson 'Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere' - Helen Gurley Brownshow more

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I really enjoyed the first book and the sequel was no different. Excellent selection of funny quotes.show more
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