Football Jokes

Football Jokes : Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

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Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!

With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.

How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
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Product details

  • 9-12
  • Paperback | 112 pages
  • 130 x 198 x 7mm | 88g
  • MACMILLAN CHILDREN'S BOOKS
  • London, United Kingdom
  • English
  • Unabridged
  • Unabridged edition
  • black & white illustrations
  • 1447254619
  • 9781447254614
  • 65,389

About Macmillan Adult's Books

Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes, Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.
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