A Dog in a Hat

A Dog in a Hat : An American Bike Racer's Story of Mud, Drugs, Blood, Betrayal, and Beauty in Belgium

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When a normal situation suddenly changes, Belgians call it 'een hond met een hoed op,' a dog with a hat on. Joe Parkin, an American bike racer who left the familiar comforts of home to compete at the highest professional level in Belgium, was that dog in a hat - something familiar, yet decidedly out of place.In his searing, no-holds-barred memoir, Parkin describes the true life of the professional bike racer. His plainspoken prose puts us in the whirlwind of this hardest of athletic educations, starting with the first visit to his team doctor, where, strapped to a metal table and monitored by humming electrodes, men in white lab coats coldly divine his future as a pro.Parkin pulls no punches. "A Dog in a Hat" celebrates the glory of bike racing, but Parkin tells the hard reality of the life thrillingly - the drugs, the payoffs, the betrayals by team-mates, the battles with team owners for contracts and money, the endless promises that keep you going, and the sheer physical agony of racing day after day.Despite the pain, despite the suffering, "A Dog in a Hat" is a beautiful book.It is one racer's story of his love affair with professional cycling, set in the hardest place in the world to be a bike racer. It is a story untold until now, and one that Parkin's readers will never forget.show more

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  • Paperback | 205 pages
  • 152.4 x 228.6 x 15.24mm | 430.91g
  • Boulder, United States
  • English
  • colour photo-sections
  • 1934030260
  • 9781934030264
  • 74,964

About Joe Parkin

Joe Parkin was an amateur bike racer in California when he met Bob Roll (Bobke II), who advised him to move to Belgium to further his cycling career. He represented the United States at the World Professional Cycling Championships and the World Cyclocross Championships. Following his road racing years in Belgium, he returned to the United States and began a successful second career as a pro mountain bike racer. He currently resides in Golden Valley, Minnesota.show more

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"The most authentic book ever written on making a living as a pro cyclist in Europe." Bob Roll, Versus TV cycling commentator I saw my first pro kermis race during my first week in Belgium, and it felt like trying to escape a hall of mirrors but not being able to read the exit signs. Everything was larger than life and more grotesque than I had imagined. But kermis racing was not all about the drugs. If the grand tours are like classical music, kermis racing is punk rock, Belgian-style. At some point during the season, our team was invited to a stage race in France, but our team director had made an agreement for us to race a big kermis in Brugge. My buddy Cocquyt decided that we should go as hard as we possibly could from the gun in the kermis, team time trial style, and then peel off at the end of the 11-kilometer lap, laughing at all the guys we had tortured as we took off for the other race. Of course, we all coughed up blood for the entire trip to France, but it was strangely worth it, as if we had smashed our guitars, poured beer on the audience, and walked offstage before the end of the first song. Joe Parkin s life changed when he left America to become a professional bike racer in Belgium. In this brutally frank memoir, Parkin celebrates the glory of racing but doesn t flinch from the cold reality of that life the drugs, the payoffs, the betrayals by teammates, the battles with team owners for contracts and money, the endless promises, and the sheer physical pain of racing day after day. Set in the hardest place in the world to be a bike racer, "A Dog in a Hat" is one rider s story of his love affair with professional cycling. "show more

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"A Dog in a Hat" is the most authentic book ever written on making a living as a pro cyclist in Europe." Bob Roll, Versus Tour de France cycling commentator Is "A Dog in a Hat" the best book we've ever read about bike racing? Undeniably yes. The essential truths you'll learn about Belgian bike racing are timeless. And the self-effacing (and often hilarious) way Joe narrates the absurdity of these traditions will make you laugh out loud. Of everything written about bike racing throughout the history of mankind, Chapter 3, "Kermis Don't Play Fair," is the most important 20 pages ever penned. No one should be permitted to own a USA Cycling license without being able to recite this chapter from heart. You'll be fascinated by Joe s humility, his determination, and by the warped way domestiques set their goals and weigh success. CompetitiveCyclist.com "A Dog in a Hat" is a page turner. Anyone who has raced in Europe or who wonders what it's like to jump the ocean on your own should pick up this book. Joe captures the struggle and the intensity to succeed, and the fact that he did it on his own is all the more impressive. Cycling in Europe is tough; doing it Joe's way is even tougher!" Frankie Andreu Parkin s commentary is riveting, offering an insider look into the sport that few get to see, let alone experience. Mountain Bike magazine "I loved "A Dog in a Hat." Joe's stories bring back many memories of racing in Belgium, where I learned how to fight for position in the echelon, to suffer in the gutter while jumping curbs and dodging potholes, and to pound out my guts when it really mattered. Belgium is a hard place to learn bicycle racing and Joe's story proves how tough he was." Ron Kiefel "This plain, self-deprecating memoir has the ring of authenticity at the other end of the sport where even today not all the riders are being paid, the hotels are still bad, and the races are just as hard." TinDonkey.com "Joe Parkin is a beautiful piece of work, and he turns out to be a better writer than I am a bike racer." Bill Strickland, "Bicycling "magazine [Readers] have a seat in the middle of the peloton as we see what Joe sees, breathe what he smells, watch as his peers juice up and we struggle with him as he strives to get out in front of it all. Parkin s words weave a colorful tapestry about living life on the bicycle racing circuit in Europe. Yet that tapestry is soiled and tattered because of the true cutthroat nature of bicycle racing and the absolute grit in the stories Joe relives for us. Dirt Rag magazine "Sordid, funny, and engrossing." Bike Snob NYC "Joe tells his story straight. It's not pretty, but it's not bitter." BikeRadar.com "Impossible to put down." "Mountain Bike Action" magazine "Parkin went native in an era when Americans were still exotic creatures, and not in a good way. This unglamorized insider's view is what makes "A Dog in a Hat" well worth reading. Parkin shows you life on the edge of the peloton. We know the great champions' stories, but Parkin's experience is far more illustrative of what a "pro cyclist" really is." PodiumCafe.com "A slice of literary badassness. I've had a lifelong struggle maintaining an attention span for reading books, but this is a page turner that's been hard for me to put down. "A Dog in a Hat" is truly captivating." HowtoAvoidtheBummerLife.com Joe Parkin s heart was in racing on the road in Belgium and it is eloquently stated in his book. You should read "A Dog in a Hat" if you looking for a few small glimpses of the life experiences of a guy that lived the hard life. Steve Tilford, former professional cyclist An honest, well-written insight into what it s like to move to Europe and try to make it as a pro racer. A Dog in a Hat is funny, touching, brave, and honest in its look at the complicated world of the European pro cycling scene. The Independent "Parkin has written an eloquent and historic volume. In the very uniqueness of his story, Parkin realizes a universality that gives his recollections a resonance with any cyclist. Do not miss this book." BelgiumKneeWarmers.com "A Dog in a Hat" reads like Joe Parkin was just telling you these epic stories on a ride, up a climb, or at a coffee shop. That's the beauty of this book. It's not a hero's journey, but instead a racer's tale." BikeHugger.com "There's something very approachable about the underdog, the guy who works as hard as anyone, but never achieves the stardom we all chase. I peeled through A Dog in a Hat in a few nights, always wanting to know what was coming next. Joe's candor is refreshing to read and entertaining as hell." PezCyclingNews.com "Written as if you were riding alongside him, Parkin's "A Dog in a Hat" is a quick, highly addictive read. You can feel the cobbles under the pen." Cog Magazine "A Dog in a Hat" reads like a novel and serves up an inspiring, compelling and captivating racer's tale." The Oregonian "I loved "A Dog in a Hat." Once in, I couldn't put it down. The book rings of truth, youth, and passion." Andreas Hestler "A Dog in a Hat "is not the idealised notion most of us have of the life of a professional cyclist, but it's all the more gutsy and enjoyable for its self-effacing honesty. I could read it all over again right now." TheWashingMachinePost.net "In his new book, "A Dog in a Hat," Joe Parkin gives us a window into the life of someone who was born to be a professional bike racer. It s not pretty, it s not glamorous, some of it is a bit of inside baseball, but it s a great read. I picked up a copy at Interbike, brought it home and read the 232 pages over the course of two evenings. I literally could not put it down." Smithers Minneapolis "The April 17, 2000 issue of "VeloNews" closed with a typically fervent Bob Roll screed entitled 51 Things To Do Before You Die." "#36. Learn from Joe Parkin's life story." Parkin s prose fills in all the cracks. Quite simply, the man is tough as nails and chose the absolute hardest way to break into European professional cycling: just showing up in Ghent with a bike, a duffel bag of clothes, three months worth of cash, and a phone number to call scrawled on a scrap of paper. You can truly appreciate Parkin's re-living of the squalid truth of late 80s Euro pro cycling." BobkeStrut.com "It's a wild, gritty, page-turning ride: Grab the book, rub some embrocation into your quads and calves, and settle into your couch for a great read as you plot your own future bike exploits." Cyclo-club.com Joe Parkin did what few other Americans dared do "A Dog in a Hat" fills a void in cycling literature. Since so few Americans have accomplished what Joe Parkin has, his book stands on its own as an original account of European bike racing, presented from a racing cyclist s perspective. USCyclingReport.com "A Dog in a Hat" is a fast-paced, revealing read, and any cyclist who enjoys racing will be equally inspired and shocked at some of the stuff that goes on inside the peloton. It's a rare glimpse into a world often concealed, and Parkin s struggle to gain acceptance makes the book a truly inspiring read. RoadCyclingUK.com "show more

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