Crap Kingdom

Crap Kingdom

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THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH
HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY
HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING
With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One.
There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery.
So, basically, the kingdom sucks.
When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back--at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.
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Product details

  • 12-17
  • Hardback | 368 pages
  • 145 x 216 x 28mm | 454g
  • English
  • 067001432X
  • 9780670014323
  • 974,298

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Praise for "Crap Kingdom" by DC Pierson:

."..teens will just enjoy the ride." --"Kirkus"
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About D C Pierson

DC Pierson is one-fifth of the popular sketch comedy group DERRICK, whose videos have been viewed over 250 million times online. He co-wrote and co-starred in their feature film Mystery Team, which went to Sundance in 2009, released theatrically by Roadside Attractions, and is available on DVD from Lionsgate. He has also appeared on the show "Community" and in national commercials. His first novel "The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To" won an Alex Award for adult books with special appeal for teen readers from the American Library Association. He lives in Hollywood, California.
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Rating details

846 ratings
3.18 out of 5 stars
5 10% (86)
4 28% (236)
3 38% (318)
2 19% (157)
1 6% (49)
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