The Chian Whey

The Chian Whey : An Exploration of the Beliefs and Teachings of the Church of the Highly Improbable

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This book-cum-pamphlet attempts to codify the "Chian Whey" - an ancient belief system that embodies and reflects the Probabilistic Universe which we all, allegedly, inhabit. We will uncover and explain some of its deeper mysteries, and at long, long last bring some semblance of order to what is purportedly the world's oldest and largest disorganised religion. If you have ever struggled to explain Chianism to your friends, parents, neighbours, co-workers, the military establishment, judges or law enforcement, the answers inside will provide the tools you need to fully explain the wisdom of the CHI. Remember: religion is not an exact science. Use this book to put the "fun" back in to "fundamental," but more importantly, to help you pay your tithes. Together in Crust, in the name of Havarti, the Bun, and the Wholly Toast, let us prey.
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Product details

  • Paperback | 142 pages
  • 152 x 229 x 8mm | 218g
  • English
  • 1938074041
  • 9781938074042