Callahan's Con

Callahan's Con

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The discreet little bar that Jake Stonebender established a few blocks below Duval Street was named simply The Place. There, Fast Eddie Costigan learned to curse back at parrots as he played the house piano; the Reverend Tom Hauptman learned to tend bar bare-chested (without blushing), Long-Drink McGonnigle discovered the margarita and several señoritas, and all the other regulars settled into comfortable subtropical niches of their own. Nobody even noticed them save the universe.

Over time, the twice-transplanted patrons of CallahanÂs Place attracted a collection of local zanies so quintessentially Key West pixilated that they made the New York originals seem, well, almost normal. The elfin little Key deer, for instanceÂwith a stevedoreÂs mouth; or the merman with eczema; or Robert HeinleinÂs teleporting cat.

For ten slow, merry years, life was good. The sun shone, the coffee dripped, the breeze blew just strongly enough to dissipate the smell of the puns, and little supergenius Erin grew to the verge of adolescence. Then disaster struck.

Through the gate one sunny day came a malevolent, moronic, mastodon of a Mafioso named Tony Donuts Jr., or Little Nuts (donÂt ask). HeÂd decided to resurrect the classic protection racket in Key WestÂand guess which tavern he picked to hit first? Then, thanks to very poor accessorizing (she chose the wrong beltÂand no, weÂre not going to explain that one), JakeÂs wife, Zoey, suddenly found herself in a place with no light, no heat, and no air. And no way home. The urgent question was whereÂprecisely whereÂbut that turned out to be a problem so complex that even the entire gang, equipped with teleportation, time travel, and telepathic syntony (you can look it up) might not be able to crack it in time.

And while all this was going on, Death himself walked into The Place. But this time he would not leave alone. . . .
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  • Hardback | 304 pages
  • 161 x 216.4 x 26.2mm | 453.6g
  • Tor Books
  • English
  • 0765302705
  • 9780765302700

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