The Bumper Book of Kerryman Jokes contains hundreds of jokes, riddles, one-liners, stories and inventions to thrill even the most politically-correct among us. Why do Kerry dogs have flat faces? From chasing parked cars. First Kerryman: 'What's Mick's other name?' Second Kerryman: 'Mick who?' Have you heard about the Kerryman who bought a black and white dog? He figured the licence would be cheaper than for a coloured one. Two Corkmen and a Kerryman were about to be shot by firing squad so they decided to try and divert their executioners and escape in the resulting confusion. 'Air-raid!' shouted the first Corkman, and made his escape as the guards took cover. 'Avalanche!' shouted the second Corkman and he too got away. 'Fire!' shouted the Kerryman. show more
Des MacHale is the best-selling author of over thirty humour books, including the hugely successful series of Wit books. He is famous for his defence of the joke against the politically correct, and is a regular delegate at humour conferences the world over. He is Associate Professor of Mathematics at University College, Cork. show more
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