Bite Me

Bite Me : A Love Story

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"Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word."

--Carl Hiaasen



The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore's wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore's latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight--but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, "Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination" from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver's Rocky Mountain News to declare him, "the 21st century's best satirist."
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Product details

  • Paperback | 349 pages
  • 152.4 x 223.52 x 25.4mm | 340.19g
  • English
  • Large type / large print
  • Large type / large print edition
  • 0061945765
  • 9780061945762
  • 1,388,741

Review quote

"Moore's most hysterical 'love story' to date."--Booklist
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Back cover copy

The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the great Bay Area night, and my mangahaired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.

Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since they're imprisoned in a bronze statue. Their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff like Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter--and thirstier--by the minute.

Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby and the entire crew to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.
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Review Text

"Moore's most hysterical 'love story' to date." Booklist
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Rating details

22,459 ratings
3.84 out of 5 stars
5 27% (6,024)
4 40% (9,004)
3 26% (5,797)
2 5% (1,231)
1 2% (403)
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