Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

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It\'s Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won\'t be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about\'re about to be Shit Slaughtered.
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Product details

  • Paperback | 104 pages
  • 140 x 216 x 6mm
  • Eraserhead Press
  • Portland, OR, United States
  • English
  • black & white illustrations
  • 1933929936
  • 9781933929934
  • 39,128

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556 ratings
3.17 out of 5 stars
5 19% (105)
4 21% (119)
3 30% (168)
2 17% (95)
1 12% (69)

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Cameron Pierce's novel Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is probably the funniest and most morbid story about the pains of growing up. It is currently the book holding the award for craziest black comedy in memory. This book goes places you wouldn't expect a book to dare to go in this scatological, cannibalistic romp through a planet wide concentration camp run by anthropomorphical anuses. Yes, anthro now applies to asses and these asses are nazi scum. Problem? There are really only two responses to a book titled Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, and those are revulsion and hilarity. Not much middle ground in this case, and if you were okay with the title and the ass monster on the cover then this book will make you laugh harder then you have in some time. Everyone else needs to stay away from this book. Sorry, but you've probably figured that for more
by Madison Henderson
If you're a fan of the bizarro genre or are a fan of the just generally bizarre, than you'll most likely enjoy this book. Upon purchasing this book I was pretty wary of the title, especially as it would be the first bizarro book I would read. Would I like it or hate it? I was scared it would be the latter. But when the book arrived and I started reading I couldn't put it down and was instantly addicted to bizarro. It's a story of two twins stuck in a camp run by nazi ass goblins (the title says it all) and I was expecting it to be gruesome and horrible, and though yes some parts were gruesome it's not written to scare, it's written very basically to tell this sort of fanciful tale about overcoming adversary. It's about hope... and ass goblins. It's not for those with a weak stomach that's for sure, but it's actually a pretty good story which is not just interesting but also enjoyable to read. Plus it got a good review by Lloyd Kaufman and that was enough to make me want to read it!show more
by Stephanie
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