Aromabingo

Aromabingo

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Aromabingo builds on the critical success of David Gaffney's 2006 collection Sawn-off Tales, offering yet more of Gaffney's weird and edgy ultra-shorts, plus several longer works, so you can spend even more time inside the baffling, hilarious and sometimes moving world of a David Gaffney story. Think Magnus Mills mashed with the League of Gentlemen with a jolt of Mark E. Smithery for grit, and you're nearly there. Though many of his stories are shorter than a Napalm Death snarl, these precision-engineered slivers of fiction leave you with the dying chords of a symphony. They are about the small people, the tiny Tardis folk with cathedrals inside them, creeping by unnoticed. These tales will have you laughing like at a Tommy Cooper video though there's something hideous gnawing at the door to get in. Be careful, a spoonful weighs a ton.
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Product details

  • Hardback | 144 pages
  • 129 x 198 x 16mm | 264g
  • Cambridge, United Kingdom
  • No
  • 1844713423
  • 9781844713424

Table of contents

1. 45 REVOLUTIONS PER MINUTE:


Art Movement


The Kids from Film Noir


Pretty, Ain't It?


All Mod Cons


Sniffin' Glue


Still in Box


Speaking in Pantone


Die like a Rock


Great Inventions # 1


Lucky Winner


A Good Deal


Through the Medium of Modern Dance


Great Inventions # 2


Smaller than One Eightieth the Diameter of a Human Hair


Blurred Girls


The Secret Pictures of David Cameron


The Newt Lady's Dead Now


The Life of Riley


You've Chosen to be Excited


Great Inventions # 3


Are We Romping Now?


Clown-Time is Over


The Accused Made Spider Furniture


Container Driver


Using the Facilities


When Chairs Attack


Shooting Lulu


A Feel for Format


Grockel Bashing


Cleaning up New York


Aromabingo


2. TWELVE-INCH SINGLES:


The Happiness Well


Last Chance to Turn Around


You and You Alone


Only the Stones Remain


In the Days Before Trickery


The Nineteen Seventy-Six Trouser Famine


Who reads this story will not sin


What Would Bill Hicks Do?


Mean Picking


The Last Northerner


3. LONG PLAYERS:


This is About Dixie


Finding Skerryvore


Does Anyone Care for You on a Regular Basis?


Special Pudding


Guided by Voices


Gossamer


4. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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Review quote

Reality becomes dislocated and strange and words and phrases acquire a compelling importance in these sad, funny fables. They recall evanescent moments of connection and happiness. One hundred and fifty words by Gaffney are more worthwhile than novels by a good many others. -- Nicholas Clee * The Guardian * Gaffney has produced the kind of book that makes you wish you spent more time locked in your imagination and less time dismissing irreverent thoughts. There's a parochial quality to this work that gives off a humble warm glow. Set in Woolworths, barber shops, and offices, Gaffney looks at relationships and his characters are all a little lost and tinged with pathos but surreally optimistic. Each story has a quirky end which make you wish Gaffney was allowed 15 minutes of time with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to make his vision come to life. -- Lianne Steinberg * The Big Issue * Gaffney's book will knock you out. Packed with emotion, annoyance, and social science fiction, its a testament to imagination and the skill of illustrating it. -- Harlan Levey * Modart * Funny, pointed, and sometimes even disturbing, Gaffney's stories deserve to be read. -- Jim Burns * Ambit * David Gaffney writes truly 21st century stories for a fragmented and fragmenting world; they're short, snappy and utterly addictive and they should be required reading for anybody trying to make sense of Britain in 2006; or for anybody in a bus queue with five minutes to spare. -- Ian McMillan Utterly brilliant. Hilariously demented and wonderfully succinct. David Gaffney's Sawn-off Tales are little McNuggets of pure gold. This is writing at its best. -- Graham Rawle
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About David Gaffney

David Gaffney lives in Manchester. He is the author of several books including Sawn-Off Tales (2006), Aromabingo (2007), Never Never (2008), The Half-Life of Songs (2010) and More Sawn-Off Tales (2013). He has written articles for the Guardian, Sunday Times, Financial Times and Prospect, and his new novel, All The Places I've Ever Lived, is due out in spring 2017. See www.davidgaffney.org.
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