Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea

Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea

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Life isn't easy for Chelsea - but then she doesn't make it easy. In "Are you There Vodka?, It's Me, Chelsea", she recalls her myriad embarrassments, trials and tribulations with hilarious frankness. Like the time she told some girls at school that she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos, or when she decided to broaden her sexual horizons with 'Big Red', despite the fact that she was seeing a perfectly good, dark-haired man at the time. With tips on dining in pitch black restaurants, and an (ex-) boyfriend who comes to help her dog sit two Peekapoos, but ends up getting along rather too well with 'Daisy' - Chelsea has done it all, including meeting a real mini-Chelsea. Written with biting wit, and a smart, sassy and anything-but-shy attitude, this memoir-in-stories will have you rolling around with laughter.show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 272 pages
  • 134 x 216 x 24mm | 299.37g
  • Cornerstone
  • William Heinemann Ltd
  • London, United Kingdom
  • English
  • 0434017663
  • 9780434017669
  • 544,194

About Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, and has toured the US doing stand-up as one of the stars on Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly, as well as appearing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She now presents her own show, Chelsea Lately, and is the author of My Horizontal Life. She lives in Los Angeles.show more

Review quote

"PRAISE FOR CHELSEA HANDLER: Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is... she is too clever for words." New York Post "If the name Chelsea Handler doesn't mean anything just yet, it will shortly. The girl's going to be huge. Has to be the funniest and most candid book about shagging ever written by a woman" Daily Mirror "A rib-tickling affair that will leave you doubled up in no time. Do we love her tales!" OK! Magazine "Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer." Jay Leno "Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds." Jennifer Weinershow more

Review Text

"Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds."show more

Back cover copy

'After sleeping around for the better part of my twenties, it somehow occurred to me that I wasn't giving everyone a fair shot...I knew that if I ever had a chance at becoming a respectable ambassador for countries like Uganda, Khazikistan, or the Tropic of Cancer, I would really have to be more of an egalitarian. It was time for a redhead.' Life isn't easy for Chelsea - but then she doesn't exactly make it easy. In Are you There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea, she recalls her embarrassments, trials and tribulations with hilarious frankness. Like the time she told some girls at school that she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos, or when she decided to broaden her sexual horizons with 'Big Red', despite the fact that she was seeing a perfectly good dark-haired man at the time. With tips on dining in pitch black restaurants, reservations about overly aggressive masseuses, and an (ex-) boyfriend who comes to help her dog sit two Peekapoos, but ends up getting along rather too well with 'Daisy' - Chelsea has done it all, including meeting a real mini-Chelsea. Written with biting wit, and a smart, sassy and anything-but-shy attitude, this memoir-in-stories will have you rolling around with laughter. Praise for Chelsea Handler 'Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is... she is too clever for words.' New York Post 'Will leave you doubled up in no time... By golly, do we love her tales!' OK Magazine 'Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds.' Jennifer Weinershow more

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133,545 ratings
3.84 out of 5 stars
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4 34% (45,763)
3 24% (32,184)
2 7% (9,398)
1 3% (3,837)
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