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Apocalypse Cow

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When scientists with warped imaginations accidentally unleash an experimental bioweapon that transforms Britain's animals into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation. Abattoir worker Terry Borders' love life is crippled by the stench of death that clings to his skin from his days spent slaughtering cows; teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters alternates between scratching furiously at his rash and baiting his overbearing New Age mother; and inept journalist Lesley McBrien struggles forlornly in the shadow of her famous war correspondent father. As Britain begins a rapid descent into chaos and ministers blame international terrorists, Lesley stumbles upon evidence that the government is behind the outbreak. In her bumbling pursuit of the truth, she crosses paths with Terry and Geldof, and together they set out to escape a quarantined Britain with the evidence and vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus. Standing in the way are rampaging hordes of animals, a ruthless security agent and an army ready to shoot anybody with a case of the sniffles... Three losers. Overwhelming odds. A single outcome: the world is screwed.show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 384 pages
  • 126 x 198 x 26mm | 280g
  • Transworld Publishers Ltd
  • Corgi Books
  • London, United Kingdom
  • English
  • 0552166693
  • 9780552166690
  • 82,437

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"Apocalypse Cow made me snort with laughter" -- TERRY PRATCHETT "A fast-paced dark comedy stuffed with violence, sprinkled with sex, reminiscent of Tom Sharpe, including witty lines and observations that are Pratchett-esque in their pointiness" * SUNDAY EXPRESS * "A comic, blood-soaked romp...at times a hilarious social satire, and at others an action-packed gore fest, sure to please fans of the traditional zombie story...an accomplished novel by a promising writer." * Press Association * "Michael Logan's black comedy is an absurd yet utterly addictive read." * Stylist magazine * "Some moments are very good indeed... Apocalypse Cow is a pacy, entertaining read" * We Love This Book *show more

About Michael Logan

Michael Logan is a Scottish journalist, whose career has taken him across the globe. He left Scotland in 2003 at the age of 32, has lived in Bosnia, Hungary, Switzerland and Kenya, and reported from many other countries. His experience of riots, refugee camps and other turbulent situations helps fuel his writing. Apocalypse Cow is his first novel. His short fiction has appeared in literary journals and his piece We Will Go On Ahead and Wait for You won Fish Publishing's 2008 international One-Page Fiction Prize. He currently lives in Nairobi and is married with two young children. More information can be found on his website: www.freelancelogan.com.show more

Back cover copy

It began with a cow that just wouldn’t die... It became an epidemic that transformed Britain’s livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the fate of the nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three hopeless individuals: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan suffering from eczema, and an inept journalist. As Britain descends into chaos, these unlikely heroes must pool their resources, escape the zombie herds, find the cure and save the world! Three losers. Overwhelming odds. One outcome. Yup, we’re screwed . . .show more

Review Text

"Some moments are very good indeed... Apocalypse Cow is a pacy, entertaining read"show more

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1,589 ratings
3.64 out of 5 stars
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4 41% (649)
3 29% (468)
2 8% (135)
1 2% (39)
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