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Mon, 11 Jun 2012 14:08
Poor Damian. You should have taken better care of yourself. You treated your body like a run-down shed until it actually came to resemble one. And that laughter of yours... so loud, so hearty, so worrisome. You loved comedy, didn't you Damian? From comedy shows to clown pranks, you would never miss the opportunity to have a good laugh, the buttons of your purple suit jacket one chuckle away from popping.
And so it was meant to be. Thanks to TBD's finest detective, Tomas Hoskovec, the coroner was able to conclude that Damian died of laughter. Jolly and loud, as always. RIP Damian Blade.
The coroner will soon send Tomas a collection of 50 crime capers as a thank you for solving this peculiar case. He would also like to highlight some of the scenarios other detectives offered for their creativity, humour and imagination.
Big thank you to all the detectives who participated!
It's the poisonous remote on the armchair
A naked woman on the TV!
Damian is a hummingbird
His heart rate went crazy because he saw his long time love got married with someone else on TV.
The Nurse did it.
Damien is a moth!
Wife nude on TV
An orangutan who escaped up the chimney.
I know exactly how it happened but I shall only speak to the proper authorities!
He saw the ghost of Ghengis Khan
I did it because I want to win the books!!!!
He won the lottery while watching TV and died of a heart attack. The lottery presenter did it on purpose to kill him as the two have hated each other since kindergarten.
Ate a mothball, thinking it was a mint
Damian snores with his mouth open and the moths took their revenge
I did it
Ok, I confess. He wouldn't hand over the remote.
The moths turned nasty.
I don't know, so horrible!
Batman killed him
The clown did it
Kate Reynolds stands behind Damien, stabbing him in the back with the dagger.
I still say it was the moths.
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