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    DescriptionI awoke at 4:45 am in Johannesburg, South Africa, in my bra and underwear and looked over at my lesbian friend Shelly, who was fully clothed in a pair of pajamas. Adult pajamas in general are hard to take seriously; they're even harder to respect when they're worn by a forty-five-year-old woman and the pajamas have pick-up trucks silk-screened all over them. There were six of us being picked up at 9:15 to be flown into the 'bush,' which happened to be the first leg of our safari. The six included my cousin Molly, age twenty-six. She is the younger, white version of Tyler Perry's Madea. Large and in charge. Molly loved animals and wanted to become a zoologist before her parents convinced her to aim lower and work on a reality show. Her birth name is Ulrike because we hail from Nazis, but in an effort to live a peaceful life alongside our Jewish brethren, she chose her middle name-Molly-to use personally and semi-professionally. Accompanying us was my newly divorced sister Simone (I encouraged it). She refers to me often as a relationship-wrecker. Also on the trip was my oldest friend in L.A., Hannah. (She has had different names in all my books, and I simply don't have the energy to reread any of them to find out what the names were.) She too was newly broken up and seemed extremely upbeat about it. The other safari goer was Sue Murphy, who is a co-executive producer on my TV show, Chelsea Lately. Sue would best be described as a female Hunter S. Thompson but with her shit slightly more together. She is the type of person who, finding herself with a bottle of vodka and no glass, will gladly empty the vodka into her bowl of cereal and then proceed to inhale it with a spoon. We refer to her as 'sixty, single, and looking.' She is not even close to sixty, but it makes people go up to her and whisper that she looks great for her age.


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    Title
    Uganda be Kidding Me
    Authors and contributors
    By (author) Chelsea Handler
    Physical properties
    Format: Hardback
    Number of pages: 272
    Width: 137 mm
    Height: 211 mm
    Thickness: 30 mm
    Weight: 408 g
    Language
    English
    ISBN
    ISBN 13: 9781455599738
    ISBN 10: 1455599735
    Classifications

    B&T Merchandise Category: GEN
    B&T Book Type: NF
    Nielsen BookScan Product Class 3: T13.0
    Libri: ENGM1010
    Warengruppen-Systematik des deutschen Buchhandels: 11110
    LC subject heading:
    B&T Modifier: Region of Publication: 01
    BIC subject category V2: WH
    B&T Modifier: Academic Level: 05
    B&T General Subject: 460
    Libri: AMER3710
    B&T Modifier: Subject Development: 94
    BIC E4L: HUM
    BISAC V2.8: TRV010000
    Ingram Subject Code: HU
    DC22: 818.602
    B&T Approval Code: A26650000
    BISAC V2.8: HUM003000
    DC22: 818/.602
    LC subject heading:
    BISAC V2.8: HUM008000
    LC subject heading: ,
    DC23: 827
    LC classification: PN1992.4.H325 A3 2014
    LC subject heading:
    Thema V1.0: WH, WTL
    Illustrations note
    Integrated Colour photos throughout
    Publisher
    Little, Brown & Company
    Imprint name
    Grand Central Publishing
    Publication date
    01 May 2014
    Publication City/Country
    New York
    Author Information
    Chelsea Handler is the star of her own late-night talk show on E!, Chelsea Lately, and E!'s comedy series After Lately, as well as the #1 bestselling author of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang; Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea; and My Horizontal Life.