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By (author) Sean Condon

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  • Publisher: Pan Australia
  • Format: Paperback | 362 pages
  • Dimensions: 128mm x 204mm x 26mm | 440g
  • Publication date: 1 May 2013
  • Publication City/Country: Sydney
  • ISBN 10: 174334239X
  • ISBN 13: 9781743342398
  • Edition statement: New.
  • Illustrations note: black & white illustrations
  • Sales rank: 683,794

Product description

"Splitsville": a 21st century screwball comedy about the employees, clients and victims of a company in Manhattan that breaks up relationships for people who can't say the words "It's over." Chester wants to break up with his fiancee, Sara. Holly wants revenge on Felix for breaking up with her. And she's starting to develop a crush on Charlie. Charlie thinks it would be better for Sallie if she left the man in her life. Thurston wants to have a baby with Lainey because a TV executive thinks it will be good for ratings. But Marvin the Millionaire Meat King wants Thurston and Lainey busted up. Lainey still has feelings for Charlie. Charlie's falling for Adelaide. And Adelaide's married to Rob. Luckily, there's a company that can work all this out for everybody and send them to the happiest place on earth ... Welcome to Splitsville.

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By mark s 05 Oct 2013 5

It's brilliant.

Sean's previous books (Sean and Davidâ??s Long Drive, Drive Thru America, My Dam Life, Michael Sweeney's Method) established him as a writer with a unique voice.

Offbeat, innovative, young, flippant, knowing, sarky, informed, surreal and a brilliant user of the English language, his new novel Splitsville is all these and more.

Imagine you are in a relationship and want out. You like your partner. You don't want to hurt them. But you know you want out. And you don't want to have to face the music yourself - all that shouting and screaming and recriminations - not to mention the legal battles.

Now imagine there is a company who will conceive the most outrageous scenarios to set you free. They'll fake your death, play the action out in public with a convincing cast of actors and you at the centre, then spirit you away and set you up in a new life. Set you free. For a very large amount of money. Your ex will be left wishing you were still alive and loving you all the more, and you'll be on a beach in the Bahamas.

But when such a company works at the very highest and most powerful levels of society, there are going to be skeletons in the cupboard of those responsible for such work. Some very, very big skeletons. And sometimes, those skeletons want to get out.

A complex plot is kept neat, tidy and logical in this brilliantly structured work, with all those separate strands coming together in a wonderful climax that deserves to be on film as well as in print.

It's an outrageous concept, yet Condon brings it to life with a believable, funny and beautifully drawn cast of characters.

Breakneck paced, the story rattles along like an express train - the dialogue smart, snappy, funny and machine-gun fast. It's the kind of dialogue Cary Grant would be saying were he making screwball-comedy films today.

The book should, and hopefully will, one day be taken up by a film maker - its written style is very "filmic" and visual - so read the book first.

In a publishing world where we are constantly assaulted by the ghost-written dirges of celebrities, reality TV "stars", TV chefs, teenagers relaying their "life" stories, and other assorted attention seekers, it is great to see a book which tries - and succeeds in being light, interesting, innovative, literate, funny and eminently readable.

Buy it. You won't regret it.