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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Miseducation Years

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Miseducation Years

Book rating: 05 Paperback Ross O'carroll Kelly

By (author) Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, With Paul Howard, Illustrated by Alan Clarke

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  • Publisher: O'Brien Press Ltd
  • Format: Paperback | 256 pages
  • Dimensions: 130mm x 196mm x 16mm | 240g
  • Publication date: 18 June 2004
  • Publication City/Country: Dublin
  • ISBN 10: 0862788528
  • ISBN 13: 9780862788520
  • Edition: Illustrated
  • Edition statement: Illustrated
  • Illustrations note: 23 black & white illustrations
  • Sales rank: 73,071

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So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out, pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve. But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your, like, reflected glory, and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and won't take, like, no for an answer. And we're talking totally here. Basically, it may look like a champagne bath with, like, Nell McAndrew, with, like, no clothes and everything, but I can tell you, roysh, those focking bubbles can burst. And when they do ! OH MY GOD! Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is all meat and no preservatives, roysh, at least, that's what it says in the can in, like, one particular south Dublin girls' school, which shall remain nameless, roysh, basically to protect the names of the guilty. You know who you are.

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Paul Howard helps Ross O'Carroll-Kelly to write his autobiographical series, now consisting of four titles, largely because Ross can't really write, roysh? Find out more at http://www.obrien.ie/ross. He is also the author of the bestselling prison expose, The Joy, and co-author of Celtic Warrior, the autobiography of boxer Steve Collins. A former Sports Journalist of the Year, Paul covered the World Cup in Japan and Korea in 2002, and the rugby World Cup in Australia in 2003, for the newspaper. His account of the Irish soccer squad, The Gaffers, Mick McCarthy, Roy Keane and the Team they Built, was a bestseller in autumn 2002.

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By Aisling Twomey 03 Sep 2010 5

Written with charm, panache and undeniable style, Ross O Carroll Kelly is the Celtic Tiger Baby gone awry. A desperate womaniser and a sartorial God, Ross engages in debauchery on a grand scale, investing in a witty rhyming slang, and living a life of excess and scandal that props him up as an iconic symbol of Boomtime Ireland. His story is a playful, energetic satire on the naivety and narcissism of Ireland's past; with effortless humour, diligent charm and an absolute lack of grace and dignity, The Miseducation of Ross O Carroll Kelly is, loike, a work of genius.

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I cannot resist picking him up, yet, more than any other man, he sets my teeth on edge. Our rendezvous every Sunday morning is beset with mixed emotions, yet a week is too long apart. His warped charm leaves me simultaneously seething and smirking... Brace yourselves for the ride. -- Irish Examiner Devious and amusing... remarkably close to reality. -- Irish Times In Ross, Paul Howard has created a marvel. Every detail of the life of this buffoon has been gleaned from the terraces of rugby clubs in Dublin's southside, from coffee shops in the 'burbs and of course the assembly halls of schools from Blackrock to Mount Anville... It's Bridget Jones meets Adrian Mole meets Dublin Four. A potent mix, superbly executed by Howard. -- Sunday Tribune