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    Monsters Eat Whiny Children (Hardback) By (author) Bruce Eric Kaplan

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    DescriptionThis cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide how best to prepare their meal. A whiny child salad doesn't work because there's paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won't do because the flour spills all over the floor. Whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light. When the persnickety monsters finally decide that whiny child cucumber sandwiches are the perfect solution, their whiny children have escaped. At least the children have learned their lesson...for now.


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    Julie Sincock I have not graded this book - but if I go looking for a description i like to post them and share them .. and save someone else (you) the trouble.
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    PreS-Gr 3-For those who like their picture books with a little edge and offbeat humor, this is a surefire hit. Henry and Eve are "going through a TERRIBLE phase"; they whine constantly and are eventually stolen by a monster and taken to his lair. To be fair, their kindly father did warn them. Luckily, the monster and his wife whine and argue even more than the children, and cannot agree on what to make: whiny-child salad, burgers, or vindaloo? On the advice of a deliciously cantankerous aunt, the monsters finally agree on simple whiny-child cucumber sandwiches on fluffy white bread. In the meantime, however, the clever children escape, having learned an important lesson about whining-mostly. The recipe for cucumber sandwiches, minus the whiny children, is included. Kaplan's minimalist cartoon illustrations bring to mind Quentin Blake's work and complement the humorous, quirky text with its askew frames, thick black lines, and color accents. The book makes a great read-aloud. Opportunities for whiny monster voices abound, and readers are guaranteed a laugh when the monster's wife insists she cannot eat whiny-child cake because her bottom is too big.

    Suzanne Myers Harold, Multnomah County Library System, Portland, OR ΓƒΖ’Ζ’Ζ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’Ζ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’β€šΓƒβ€šΓ‚Β© Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc.

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    Take a dollop of Edward Gorey, add a dash of Lemony Snicket and a soupΓƒΖ’Ζ’Ζ’Ζ’Ζ’ΓƒΖ’Ζ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’β€šΓƒβ€šΓ‚Β§on of Struwwelpeter, stir briskly, and voilΓƒΖ’Ζ’Ζ’Ζ’Ζ’ΓƒΖ’Ζ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’Ζ’β€šΓƒΖ’β€šΓƒβ€šΓ‚Β ! You have Monsters Eat Whiny Children. New Yorker cartoonist Kaplan's first picture book for children is a droll cautionary tale about what happens when whiny little Henry and Eve are kidnapped by a hungry monster and whisked off to his house. There, the monster and his wife begin to argue about how to serve the kids, who are sitting in a salad bowl, still whining. Then a neighbor arrives with his own idea of a menu (whiny-child burgers), and the kitchen is soon filled with disputatious monsters, and, sure enough, their bickering eventually allows the kids to make an escape. Kaplan's distinctive cartoon drawings adorn each page and-no surprise-add a seasoning of welcome humor. As a bonus, the endpapers feature a mini adventure that invites readers to employ their own imaginations. Grades K-3. --Michael Cart by Julie Sincock

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