How to Poo on a Date

How to Poo on a Date : The Lovers Guide to Toilet Etiquette

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How to Poo at Work was the original toilet etiquette guide which made a big splash in the UK. Now toilet etiquett-sperts Mats & Enzo have turned their attention and extensive experience to what is surely one of the most important questions that has played on the mind of mankind for centuries: How to Poo on a Date. Not an instruction manual as the title might imply, How to Poo on a Date is a practical guide to confronting every possible problem or eventuality one may encounter when wooing. Inside you'll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what do if you block her toilet with a monster more

Product details

  • Paperback | 144 pages
  • 126 x 174 x 10mm | 180g
  • Carlton Books Ltd
  • Prion Books Ltd
  • London, United Kingdom
  • English
  • 1853757829
  • 9781853757822
  • 75,046

About Mats & Enzo

Enzo is a fun-loving guy who works for a major multinational company. He cannot reveal his real name in case his art suffers and his relentless pursuit of pleasure at work (and elsewhere) is affected. Mats is a man who has worked in companies around the world so he knows his way around an executive washroom, boardroom and even more

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We all know how difficult a first date can be: both of you are nervous, worried and keen to impress. We also know how those nerves can play havoc with your waterworks (or worse) and require a trip to the bathroom. And that's how many a date is ruined: "he was hot but skipped off for a poo straight away" or "she was really nice, but she was never out of the little girls' room". Well worry no more, for How to Poo on a Date gives you all the information you need to survive any romantic toilet-related more