How to Pee Standing Up
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How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks

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Having trouble with your boss? Can't seem to get yourself out of credit card debt? Need to shake a devastating break-up for good? Well, you've come to the right place. HOW TO PEE STANDING UP contains witty and incredibly wise advice from Anna Kevorkian and is accompanied by amusingly appealing illustrations by Sara Schwartz. Within these pages you will learn how to extricate yourself from the stickiest of situations (ie. escaping a horrific date) and thrive in them (getting tickets to the choicest concerts and transporting yourself beyond the intimidating velvet rope). You'll even learn how to pee standing up!show more

Product details

  • Paperback | 160 pages
  • 152.4 x 172.72 x 7.62mm | 204.12g
  • Downtown Press
  • New York, NY, Australia
  • English
  • 2-C
  • 0743470249
  • 9780743470247
  • 670,936

Table of contents

TABLE OF CONTENTS 1. BEAT THE BANK How to get out of debt without having to get out of town 2. BLUE-CHIP BABE Tips for living large on a salary that isn't 3. BOSS FROM HELL Tips on handling the most heinous of honchos 4. BREAKUP How to dump with your dignity intact?and most of your good CDs 5. DIAL-UP Chatting long-distance for the low, low price of free 6. DITCH THE DATE How to break a bad date without breaking any hearts 7. EVIL LANDLORD How to get what you need when your shower is cold, your apartment is hot, and the roaches are plotting a takeover 8. FIRST CLASS Scamming your way to the free champagne, or at least saving enough cash to afford drinks in coach 9. FRIENDSHIP FIXES Can't live with 'em, can't whack 'em upside the head: how to ease out of a friendship that's past its prime and fix one that you've dirty-dogged 10. FRONT ROW How to score the Sweet Seats without selling an organ 11. GREASE THE PALM Learn the subtle art of persuasive payola 12. GROOVEABLE FEAST How to get down without getting arrested 13. HIGHWAY TO HELL How to stay on the right side of Officer Big Stick 14. HIT THE ROAD Rev up for a road trip, an exotic getaway, or a break for the border 15. HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS How to navigate the rocky terrain of family events without getting disowned 16. HOME REMEDY Easy outs for embarrassing ailments 17. J.O.B. BLUES How to land a kick-ass job and survive the ones that suck 18. KICK ASS Self-Defense 101 19. LADY LUCK If you're going to win more than free drinks, you have to know how to play the game 20. LET'S MAKE A DEAL Nine savvy tips for your next negotiation 21 MOBILIZATION Car Repairs 22. MORNING AFTER Taming the hangover heaves after a night of too much fabulousness 23. PEE STANDING UP How to answer nature's call anywhere, anytime 24. PINK SLIP How to get?or give?the ax with maximum style. Extra points for poise; extra-extra points for unemployment checks 25. SCAM CITY Front rows, free food, and the hottest fashion: our favorite hustles that will make them yours for the taking 26. schmoozing, socializing, and surviving the spotlight How to make friends, influence people, and address a crowd without losing your lunch 27. STYLE PILE MAKEOVER Redecorate your swankienda on a dime 28. SWEET REVENGE How to revel in the joys of payback while staying on this side of psycho 29. TABLE FOR TWO Get past the bitchiest maitre d' without promising your firstborn 30. UNDERCOVER The right getup for every setting, from Meet the Parents to Lunch with Your Ex 31. VELVET ROPE How to get past the Door Guy when you're not a supermodel, a celeb, or a sultan'sgirlfriendshow more