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    Description"I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold. "And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop. "Or so I thought ...--Horace the Elf In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.


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    Title
    The Elf Off the Shelf
    Subtitle
    A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad
    Authors and contributors
    By (author) Horace The Elf
    Physical properties
    Format: Hardback
    Number of pages: 36
    Width: 254 mm
    Height: 259 mm
    Thickness: 10 mm
    Weight: 431 g
    Language
    English
    ISBN
    ISBN 13: 9781440527913
    ISBN 10: 1440527911
    Classifications

    B&T Merchandise Category: GEN
    B&T Book Type: NF
    Nielsen BookScan Product Class 3: T13.0
    BIC reading level and special interest qualifier V2: 5HC
    B&T Modifier: Region of Publication: 01
    B&T Modifier: Academic Level: 05
    LC subject heading:
    B&T General Subject: 460
    Warengruppen-Systematik des deutschen Buchhandels: 11800
    DC22: 813/.6
    BIC E4L: HUM
    LC subject heading: ,
    BISAC Merchandising Theme: HL010
    Ingram Theme: HOLD/XMAS
    B&T Approval Code: A23306000
    Ingram Subject Code: HU
    Libri: I-HU
    B&T Modifier: Text Format: 03
    BIC subject category V2: WHP
    DC22: 811.6
    LC subject heading:
    DC22: 818.607
    BISAC V2.8: HUM008000
    LC subject heading: ,
    BISAC V2.8: HUM007000
    LC classification: PS3615.N436 E44 2011
    LC subject heading:
    Thema V1.0: WHP
    Thema interest age/special interest qualifier V1.0: 5HPD
    Illustrations note
    colour illustrations
    Publisher
    Adams Media Corporation
    Imprint name
    Adams Media Corporation
    Publication date
    28 October 2011
    Publication City/Country
    Holbrook, MA
    Author Information
    Horace the Elf (North Pole) has been a professional elf for many years; his main duties have included suspicions and judgmental tendencies toward children around the world. Now, he's looking out for number one, which doesn't involve the shelf life.