The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

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By (author) Allan Pease

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  • Publisher: Ulysses Press
  • Format: Paperback | 277 pages
  • Dimensions: 127mm x 198mm x 20mm | 249g
  • Publication date: 1 October 2009
  • ISBN 10: 1569757127
  • ISBN 13: 9781569757123
  • Edition statement: Original
  • Illustrations note: black & white illustrations
  • Sales rank: 511,704

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DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#&IN' BUY THIS BOOK! -What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. -How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a light in her ear. -What's the definition of "making love"? It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her. -How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead? Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink. -What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk at the funeral. -Why is a fat woman like a scooter? They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either. -A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash. "Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller. "No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it."

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Allan Pease has been known internationally as 'Mr. Body Language' since his "Definitive Book Of Body Language" became a multi-million seller and the communication bible for organizations worldwide. He was authored eight #1 best sellers in Australia and over 20 million copies of his books have sold worldwide.