Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

Diary of a Wimpy Vampire : The Undead Have Feelings Too

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Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls ...In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie-in (vampires don't sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths and emo kids due to his pale skin and social awkwardness, and constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise ...*Winner of the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award 2012

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  • Paperback | 224 pages
  • 126 x 194 x 18mm | 200g
  • Michael O'Mara Books Ltd
  • LondonUnited Kingdom
  • English
  • Ill
  • 1843174588
  • 9781843174585
  • 17,117

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Teens who are fans of the Twilight saga will love this laugh-out-loud parody Women's Way (Ireland) This hilarious book will have you laughing your head off as you learn of the misfortune of Nigel Mullet Fresh Direction Magazine A good story, which children will relate to, but with a moral adults will appreciate as well The Bookbag

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About Tim Collins

Tim Collins is originally from Manchester, but now lives in London. He is the author of over thirty books including Wimpy Vampire, Cosmic Colin and Dorkius Maximus. His books have been translated into over twenty languages and he has won the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award and Manchester Fiction City.

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