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    DescriptionDo you really need to buy this book? You gotta ask yourself one question: Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here is a quick checklist: 1. Have you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?As you can see, you need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperon. When he was in the womb, his mother had visions that the world would soon crumble, and Forrest would be the messiah of all mankind. He learned of these "visions" at the age of ten, and although they led him to believe that his mom had just been watching Mad Max and eating bad Mexican food, nevertheless he began his postapocalyptic training--a part of which involved his becoming a proud member of the Webelos, which is just one step below Boy Scout. And you know what the Boy Scout motto is. (Well, I hope you do, because Forrest doesn't have a clue). Another part involved hoarding ketchup packets, which he sucked down in the darkness of his room while listening to Nine Inch Nails. Hey, don't judge . . . hoarders are survivors. Just look at squirrels, they have been around longer than sharks.If you want to survive the end of the world, and then avoid ending up in a government holding pen suffering from a bunch of diseases and listening to crying babies, you've got some skills to master. But don't worry--Forrest has you covered. From spotting the signs of the global downfall, to alienating your loved ones now so they don't come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, he provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

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    Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down
    A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
    Authors and contributors
    By (author) Forrest Griffin, By (author) Erich Krauss
    Physical properties
    Format: Hardback
    Number of pages: 240
    Width: 152 mm
    Height: 229 mm
    Thickness: 24 mm
    Weight: 440 g
    ISBN 13: 9780061998256
    ISBN 10: 0061998257

    B&T Merchandise Category: GEN
    B&T Book Type: NF
    Nielsen BookScan Product Class 3: T13.0
    B&T Modifier: Region of Publication: 01
    BIC subject category V2: WH
    B&T Modifier: Academic Level: 05
    LC subject heading:
    B&T General Subject: 460
    LC subject heading: ,
    Warengruppen-Systematik des deutschen Buchhandels: 11800
    DC22: 613.69
    Ingram Subject Code: SR
    BIC E4L: HUM
    B&T Approval Code: A23306000
    BISAC V2.8: REF015000
    B&T Approval Code: A26650000, A09204000
    BISAC V2.8: HEA021000, SPO030000
    B&T Modifier: Subject Development: 15
    BISAC V2.8: HUM013000
    DC22: 817.6
    LC classification: PN6231.S886 G75 2010
    LC subject heading: , ,
    Thema V1.0: WH, VFB
    Illustrations note
    black & white illustrations, colour illustrations, black & white line drawings
    HarperCollins Publishers Inc
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    Publication date
    15 August 2010
    Publication City/Country
    New York, NY